Tiffany Chau
So I want to drink ice water

But the only ice in the fridge is in this huge bag so I scoop up the tiniest piece and put it in my mug, but even that piece is so huge half of it sticks out of the top of the mug like an iceberg, and I can’t drink, so I spend 10 minutes pretty much making out with an ice cube waiting for it to melt so I can have my ice water

If I mess water up, how am I ever going to survive cooking in college???

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